after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
THIS IS AMAZING
OH MY THIS IS SOCOOL
This is… not any less creepy in daylight
Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).
That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom
Arte sobre arte….
THE FINGER ONE THOUGH
One if those is Jack Barakat
tumblr is like this:
we should be like this:
why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?
SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL
i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough
In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.
YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE
WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
no sir, your mom is unconstitutional
we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning
The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke